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Hello peeps, No lyrical tie-in today – it’s a quote instead. You can search for the source if you’re really that bothered (bovvered?). Half day at the office. Ahhh… bliss. Wait a mo? Shouldn’t I be getting glammed up. Isn’t that what crossdressers do? Bummer. Failed again. 🙂 Comedy Humour is a strange beast. In some ways, it’s a bit like being cool – or at least I imagine so. Try too hard for it and it is impossible to achieve. Some appear to have it in spades, others never will. It has the power to bring us from the depths of dispair, unite us in joy or, in the case of satire, make us question and challenge what our […]

Yesterday’s blog post didn’t do it for me. It’s not how I feel. Something seemed to be missing. Structure? Flow? I can’t put my finger on it. Right now I feel I’ve just fell out the end of a whirlwind. A twister of confusion and frustration. Maybe I’m over-reacting about the recent events at Chams (Ed: a blogger over react? Shurely shome mishtake) and it’ll all come out the wash. Well, provided someone doesn’t put a red sock in with the whites. Then everyone will be fighting over who gets to wear the pink shirt. 🙂 Still, it is now the weekend and you can put those thoughts aside. Today’s a day of going down the park, grocery shopping and […]

Hey folks, Hope you had a good week. The FBI and Wookies I was down the pub – lunchtime drinking, it’s great – and talk somehow got on to surveillance (as you do). Someone mentioned every ones favourite cross dressing FBI director (or so the rumour mill says). After the talk about how many files he’d kept on celebs of the day, conversation swung around to his (alleged) hobbies. “Oh, he batted for the other side didn’t he?” one of the new lads piped up. Ahhh… fave trans misconception number 1. You’re wearing a frock, so clearly you’re a friend of Dorothy. This doesn’t offend me, it’s a common misconception. Does it work the other way I wonder? Are you […]

Hey y’all, Sick Note Bit of a strange day today. I woke up feeling rougher than a badger’s behind. BTW, does anyone know the origin of that oh-so polite phrase? Can badgers really sand down a table with their bums? 🙂 More importanly, how do folk know? Maybe it’s a Vet thing. (“Pass the long gloves, son – oh, and hold my watch would you.”) Anyway, a rang in sick and slept just about all day. Seriously, I’m beginning to think that I’m not trans but actually a cat trapped in a man’s body. I can sleep just about anywhere and I was chased by dogs last week. 🙂 Fingers crossed that I’ll be better for Notts Chams tomorrow night. […]

Hello peeps. Good weekend? Mine was cool thanks. More on that later in the week. Excuses 1 to X I was late because…. I’d rather sit and enjoy my breakfast than face the rush hour. the hoovering seemed more important than the project. I could be. five minutes in heels is heaven. I’m going out this week and I wanted to try on a couple of outfits. Personally, I like to combine 2 and 4. I get what I want and a little bit of housework gets done too. Blogs outside the Trannisphere I don’t know about the rest of you, but I do tend to find myself surfing through the same web sites. There’s nothing wrong with a few […]

Hey hey pussycats, Good week? I do hope so. Shell Shock It’s been an ‘interesting’ week this time around: project meetings, exams, more meetings and not enough tea + cake. I’m feeling like a rabbit who’s just caught the glimpse of Clarkson’s mower fronted 4×4… only to find some b*stard’s put glue under my fury white ass. I’m really glad it’s the weekend, so I can just switch off and do normal stuff like go to the park and make giant Lego towers. With luck, Wee Man’ll join in too. 🙂 Walk This Way Take an old rock song from the 80s – although I still love the Run DMC version – and chuck in 8 trans icons and a loop the […]