Well, that’s the first working week of the year out of the way. In many ways, it felt a bit like a cross between a Carry On film and The Walking Dead. (Ed: Carry On Walking the Dead?) Various adults wandering around, some shuffling, as they try to shake off the late mornings and later nights. That and the extra Xmas weight we’ve put down for the winter. 🙂 But it’s over – for now! – and it’s back to family time and other more interesting things.
Umm…. Not that much is going on really. I think we’re still getting back into the swing of things and my job as IT/gadget adviser is winding down nicely. Really, I’m so glad I don’t do that for a job and then come home to the same thing. That way madness lies! 🙂
|What fakery is this?|
Given it’s a slow news week, I did say I’d share the secret around, how I achieve my curves. They are, other than the larger than average booty (see below), all fake. The, hopefully, simple instructions are here and you shouldn’t need much to create your own padding. Just some fairly soft foam, two sets of shoulder pads and a little patience. Those of who enjoy a bit of 80s hair metal, may wish to sing the last three words. 😉
If you felt you needed some more junk i the trunk, I think you could alter the shape of the pink tears (see right), or use extra shoulder pads, to increase your bottom. I don’t need much help in that department (hello odd genetics), which is great when cross-dressing, but not so good when gentleman’s trousers are a little snug in the wrong areas. Still, saves on a belt, eh? 🙂
The upside of being back at work, other than seeing my work-mates, is that I’m out the house more. The lunchtime walks are back on the menu and it feels good to break up the holiday before it became routine.
Have you looked at any of the sales? They’ve sort of passed me by this year. I think it’s because there’s nothing I really want. Or, more accurately, nothing I really want that I can buy. Talking of the latter, I’m hoping the Chameleons’ Welcome Event will go to plan at the end of this month. It’s set for the last meeting of the month, and we’re playing a sort of ‘how to’ / bring and buy event.
We tend to get a number of first timers after Christmas. I wonder if it’s a New Year’s Resolution thing? That or the pressure cooker of the Xmas holidays gives people a push to want to be all of themselves – if that makes sense.