Dear Miss Jones,
Re: Christmas Wishes
I write regarding your letter of 20th December 2007. I must confess that your request of ‘please can we have fewer overblown talent competitions on the box’ caught my eye. I have a couple of World Peace wishes in the sack, however I must report that what is on the television is quite outside my remit. I will, however, pass your comments on to the Chief Elf to see if he’s able to pull any strings.
ps: Thanks for the Jack Daniels the other night, it made a change from the Sherry.
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