How time flies….

Almost Like Clockwork

Firstly, thanks for the kind words. My apologies for not making things crystal clearn. So much for the software author job eh? 🙂 I guess I better re do the make-up chapter in A Dummy’s Guide to Crossdressing.

Right… Stage 4. Close your eyes and imagine there’s a clock face over your right eye. The outside point (the bit closet to your ear) of the right eye will be 9 o’clock, the inner corner (near your nose) is 3 o’clock. When adding in the shading – wow, didn’t that sound technical? – you want to colour in (!!) between 9 and 10.

When it comes to your left eye, this swaps around. Nine o’clock is your inner eye point (near your nose) and 3 o’clock is the outer point of your eye near (going towards your ear). Now you want to shadow between 1 and 2 o’clock.

Once. Twice. Just two times a Lady

Saturday at Leicester was a good laugh. A different group of people this time, as well as some familar faces (hi Amanda!). The Nottingham Massive made it down so I had a good chat with some of the girls (and real girls) from the local branch. There was talk of a beauty contest (stop that laughing at the back!), although strictly in a very light hearted manner. The idea of a swimsuit entry was thankfully mocked and abandoned. We had a group photo taken at the end of the night and hopefully I’ll get my hands when the main web server is back on-line. H. loaned me her new boots (v. comfy), so Saturday’s ensemble was black suede boots, diamond patterned opaques, a beige skirt and my old kitty kat top. Three liitle puss-cats from Debenhams. Old, but what the hell.

Thursday, well, I guess I’m spoilt this week as Nottingham is on too. Now, just what to wear? 🙂 I had the my new dress last time; pink skirt + white top at Leicester; faux shirt at the 1st Nottingham…. So…. New shirt and my charcoal skirt? GAH! It’s so much easier at a man* I guess it depends on the weather. It’s been chucking it down recently. Still, better that than a hose-pipe ban in about 3 months.

* Actually, that’s a lie. It’s easy for work. It’s just suit and tie most of the time. As to going out. Well, then it takes a little bit longer. I guess you can take the skirt off a CD, but not…. No, wait, that gag’s not going to work is it. Bu**er 🙂


  1. Wupps. Err, sorry Lynn, I wasn’t being serious about stage 4 being confusing.

    Even with crossed eyes, its evident what you mean.

    Me slinks off to keep gob shut in future…

  2. Doh! 🙂

    I’m glad you could follow it, Karol. I made a complete pig’s ear last night and had to start over.

    Note to self, learn to pick up written irony and also, never rush your make-up.

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