Walk this way

Hey hey pussycats, Good week? I do hope so. Shell Shock It’s been an ‘interesting’ week this time around: project meetings, exams, more meetings and not enough tea + cake. I’m feeling like a rabbit who’s just caught the glimpse of Clarkson’s mower fronted 4×4… only to find some b*stard’s put glue under my fury white ass. I’m really glad it’s the weekend, so I can just switch off and do normal stuff like go to the park and make giant Lego towers. With luck, Wee Man’ll join in too. 🙂 Walk This Way Take an old rock song from the 80s – although I still love the Run DMC version – and chuck in 8 trans icons and a loop the […]

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Now I’m not looking for absolution
Forgiveness for the things I do

Hello peeps, What’s this? An early post? Something to shocking to leave until the traditional Friday upload? No, not really. To make things a little easier to digest, this week I’ll be posting the odd thing here and there to try and break up the wall of text that I normally do. With luck, there’ll be something to read, maybe even worthwhile. But, hey, this is yet another t-girl blog. I could just rattle on about shoes. Ooo, shoes! (Ed: FFS). Sage Wisdom Wise man says: ‘Man in light coloured trousers should run taps gently.’ Beige trousers, pink shirt. I might as well get a Angels’ tie-pin! The New Man stuff has gone too far. 🙂 Monday mornings eh? I’m […]

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Can’t dance – no pain, no gain, no show
Jump to the beat all night don’t roll

Howdy partners, Good week? I do hope so. Fun with Wipe Boards I was about to type: ‘do you find yourself bored in meetings?’ But really that’s a stoopid(tm) question really. So, before you enter the 10th circle of hell, to help pass the time, why not turn up a little early and write down some outsourcing terms on the whiteboard or on the flip charts? Chuck in some random percentages, a graph or three and include words like key staff attrition, customer return index, Capita vs Prometa vs Offshoring, OCP retention, projected staff losses, chainsaw cull, etc. You can also do similar things for companies who are MS / *nix / Netware houses. Just pick your favourite opposing technology company and jot down […]

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‘Blood, sweat and tears really don’t matter,
Just the things that you do in this garden’

Hi folks, How’s it going? There goes another a week… Monday, what a drag Despite the ropey pun, the week got off to a good start. I had a meeting out of town so rather than head straight into the office, I thought I’d try a few outfits out at home. In particular, I was wondering what I should wear on my feet for the line dancing at the next Chams meeting. Flats? Don’t own any. Heels? Could be tricky. Boots? Possibly. After a quick practice dance to Queen’s Crazy Little Thing, I decided on the shoes, not the boots. I also tried (re-tried?) the footless tights look. Yeah, so it’s a look that’s really going to date, but what […]

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